wreck of the day

A study completed by IU and Connecticut researchers found that adopted children may fair better than unadopted children.

Well, DUH.



Annie was adopted. Annie was rich. Therefore, we can infer that all adopted children are rich.

Another good example:
Jimmy from Blades of Glory. Jimmy was adopted and was consequently rich, talented, and famous.















Further proving this theory from the same movie is Chad Michael Michaels, who was not adopted and was not brought up the right way. He was, however, quite talented. And sexy.












I think that these scientists can infer from the movies that adopted children are better. I don't think we really need to do studies on the things that we can learn from the cinema. Instead, scientists, I think we should turn our attention to cloning sheep or something crazy like that.