Tuesday, March 20, 2007

grand theft autumn

Here is my newest article.

So, there was a package of marijuana sent to assembly hall today. Accident? Coincidence?

http://growabrain.typepad.com/growabrain/images/marijuana.jpg
I think not. Some university official is going to be pretty upset once he finds out that somebody got a hold of his "package" before he or she did.

Who is J. Smith? Sounds like a pretty common name..there must be one on this campus somewhere. And when we find him/her (after sorting through the 30+ Indiana Bloomington affiliated J. Smiths), then they will pay.

Unless of course it was just a silly joke. But I don't know about that one.