grand theft autumn

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So, there was a package of marijuana sent to assembly hall today. Accident? Coincidence?


I think not. Some university official is going to be pretty upset once he finds out that somebody got a hold of his "package" before he or she did.

Who is J. Smith? Sounds like a pretty common name..there must be one on this campus somewhere. And when we find him/her (after sorting through the 30+ Indiana Bloomington affiliated J. Smiths), then they will pay.

Unless of course it was just a silly joke. But I don't know about that one.

dancing through life

Social networking sites are my favorite.

I think it is a great idea for politicians to reach us through myspace and facebook. I think my favorite part about this picture is that Barack Obama appears to be on Hil's top 16. Wait...make that her NUMBER ONE. I'm a little bit confused here.

After taking a closer look, it appears that this page is just a homepage, not an actual person's page. But let's just pretend for a second that this is her page, and Barack is indeed her number one. Because that is what it looks like.


And now they're friends? NOW THEY ARE TOP 16 FRIENDS? That's almost bigger than being blood related. I wonder how the election will effect their myspace friendship status.

I mean this is serious stuff. If Barack is on Hil's top 16 and she's not on his...then there might be a big conflict.

I mean, middle schoolers fight over this stuff. This could be the next furby.

lips of an angel

Can somebody please fly me to London? Apparently Mr. Potter is taking on a sexy role which actually requires minimal clothing in the play "Equus".

I think now that Daniel Radcliffe is old enough to be doing naked scenes...most, if not all of the Harry Potter movies should be reshot. That would make for a great movie with a plethora of sexual inuendos. Even more so than there are now.

Come on, you all know that every time they are talking about a "wand"...well, you know. It's magic? Sometimes deadly? Sometimes ultra-sexy??

Something about whipping out wands suddenly becomes dirty if the whole cast is naked.

Especially that Dumbledore. Mmmmm. Something about disrobing comes to mind...

night drive

Lewis Libby was found guilty for lying in a court case. He pleaded not guilty, and his defense was that he was forgetful.

Does anybody else think there is something wrong with this? He "forgot" 9 different conversations with 8 different people on the same topic. He said, "I start at 6 in the morning and go till 8 or 8:30 at night. I can’t possibly recall all the stuff that I think is important, let alone other stuff that I don’t think is as important.”

Um, isn't that kind of your job? No, actually I believe that memory lapses are quite common. Especially ones that happen concerning one particular event that you talk about with 8 people. Yeah, I'm sure that happens all the time, and it is even believable.

Breaking news: Ann Coulter is a bitch.

Oh, wait, that's not news. I think we have known that since the first time she entered the political spectrum.

Coulter used the word "faggot" when talking about John Edwards.

Ms. Coulter was quoted in an email interview as saying: “C’mon, it was a joke. I would never insult gays by suggesting that they are like John Edwards. That would be mean.”

Ouch, harsh words. However, I have a lot of respect for somebody who is so confident in their beliefs that they can make jokes about political figures.

Facebook is amazing.

This is probably one of the funniest columns that I have read in a long time.

here (in your arms)

Okay, this is happening. Yet, I am sitting in political science right now. Is there something wrong with that? I think so.

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Anyone catch that IU game last night? Gosh, I just love how the team likes to keep us fans on our toes till the very last second! I mean, how boring would it be for them to just hold a good lead throughout the game?

Someone wrote to the Jordan River Forum today about how Yellowcard was a train wreck and was unworthy of playing at Little 500. That saddens me greatly. Yes, we probably could have gotten somebody slightly better, but hey, I happen to enjoy their music.